I almost don’t want to tell you about it for fear that the line will shoot to over -250. It has hit five of the last six Super Bowls, both conference championship games, and in the College Football Playoff semifinals (both games) and final. This wager is becoming as easy to win in football as it is in basketball. Will either team score three straight times? YES (-185) Report appearance with Simmons the other day. My apologies if you’ve heard a lot of these during my B.S. Let’s try to forget that I lost tens of thousands of jermajesties in my prop blog picks this year and REMEMBER that I offered the Seahawks first score to be a safety (50/1) as one of my top suggestions before last year’s big game. And by one more time, I mean exactly one time. Nonetheless, I am now fully prepared to bury your bookie one more time this season. I feel like a cross between a war strategist in The Imitation Game and a certified mental patient. Every year at this time I print out the 21-page PDF of all the Super Bowl props and then spend three or four sleepless nights poring over the various pigskin possibilities.
Are you as excited about this weekend as I am? Not a chance in hell.
